FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Gods Slained:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Magic Items Found:	8482
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	961	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ores Mined:	2639
Emeralds Found:	4606	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Zombie Dances:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Farms Harvested:	709	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Towns Built:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Zombie Dances:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Emeralds Found:	3617

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Villages Defended:	12
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Animals Bred:	102	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1999
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!