FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	3793
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	3504	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Love Letters Sent:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	518
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4034	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Farms Harvested:	661

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.