FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	5549
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dimension Hops:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	77

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5741	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6744	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Star Shards Collected:	140

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Towns Built:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	2941
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	4074
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.