FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	169	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Void Gems Collected:	40
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Villages Defended:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3823	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
New Chunks Explored:	556869	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Zombie Dances:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Love Letters Sent:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Farms Harvested:	867	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!