FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4499	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Emeralds Found:	236	Crops Grown:	7152
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3984	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Towns Built:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.