FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Legion Island

Anarchy, Creative, Factions, Mini Games

Legion Island is a server that is still in Development. We are looking to grow our player base. Our Network has a great variety of mini games to choose from.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Solarion sky

Bosses, Farming, Magic, RPG, Skyblock

Hello! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and personalized experience? If so, then you need to check out Solarion Sky! Our server is available in a variety of game versions, from 1.8.9 to the latest 1.19.3. We strive to provide a fun and challenging gaming experience for all players.

Solarion Sky is currently in beta as we look for bugs and wait for new players to join our community. We look forward to welcoming players of all skills and experience levels. On our server, we offer many interesting and personalized features, such as banks, auctions, pets, collections, skills, exchanges, custom items, fishing and truffles, among others. Our active moderation team ensures the gaming environment is safe and fair for all players.

Additionally, we have many opportunities to collaborate and interact with other players in our community. If you are a content creator on YouTube, you can redirect your followers to Solarion Sky and create amazing content on our server. In short, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that offers a personalized and fun experience, then you need to play on Solarion Sky.

Come join our community today and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft in a safe and supportive environment. We are waiting for you!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Exile Islands

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

IP: exileislands.shockbyte.pro Discord: https://discord.com/invite/YA8U8pB

Exile Islands is a young network established in January 2020. Exile currently offers Acid Island, SkyBlock as well as Survival+. Come join us and begin your adventure. You have just been exiled from your home land. Now, you must survive in an environment that you now call home. Join us today and begin your new mission to create and expand your new home.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	358

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Circenn City

Creative, Survival

Nothing special here. No games, donations, griefing, goals, etc. Just a place to chill out and be creative or survive as best you can. No admins needed.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Exagenmc

Custom, Custom Biomes, Custom Bosses, Custom Items, Dungeons, RPG, Survival

Players can create settlements, homes in custom or vanilla worlds, or collect resources while exploring the dangerous and unexplored worlds of ExagenMC. Players can make friends, build prosperous civilizations, fight bosses in different dungeons, and compete in a balanced economy.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CrafTIT Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

The most complete Brazilian Minecraft Survival server now available to the entire community. Come in now, grab your sword, the fun is on us!

An incredible universe awaits you! We have several ways to make you have fun! Automatic events every 20 minutes, Clans, PVP and lots of fun!

We have several plugins made by ourselves. Forget about bugs!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minex Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Minex is Home of the Nordic Minecraft Community. You just login using IP: minexnetwork.com and the latest update of Minecraft: Java Edition.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Vallhalasmp

PvP, Pvpraiding, smp, Survival, warzone

This is DonutSMP’s copy server smp. My server name is VallhalaSMP.If you have not money to buy Premium for DonutSMP, you can join here!

The IP address of VallhalaSMP Minecraft server is smp.vallhala.space

VallhalaSMP supports Minecraft version: 1.17x-1.20x.

Keep in mind that many Minecraft servers might allow players to use older or newer versions, so we invite you to check on their Discord server or Website for more information on version compatibility.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ores Mined:	1550

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Karazyll

Economy, Factions, PvP

Three Dimensions, One Choice… JOIN US NOW!!! FACTIONS, ECONOMY, PLAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS!!! Karazyll, a multiple worlds factions server!!!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Farms Harvested:	892	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CivServers

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

We are primarily a survival server. However, we do plan on installing min-games and other plugins as players request them.

For now, we’ve got a basic spawn set up and a few plugins to add some new content to the game.

We’re looking for players that want to join and play long term, helping us grow the server in features and community.

Feel free to join us anytime.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Genzo survival

PvP, smp, Survival

A Smp Server with Custom Crates,Veinminer,Custom Ranks to win ingame,Economy,Rtp,NO Lagg,SilkSpawners,Item in chat ;)We are a friendly community, We also have a discord if you guys wanna join it to keep up on updates and much more, We also adding events to earn things for whoever wins. So stay toon to what u will win!!!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Star Shards Collected:	244	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DisMight

Creative, PvP, Survival

Server with loads of minigames, maps and gamemodes. PVP Survival Creative Mining RandomSkyBlock Gunz And more!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BexWing Factions

Factions

BexWing is a 1.8.9 factions server with features such as custom enchantments and McMMO! BexWing has a very easy economy which makes it easier than ever to get some of the best gear in the game! BexWing has a streaming community which makes it super to play with. You can join them on stream and raid them or with them! world border is 50k from spawn. BexWing Opens Friday, Jan 31st at 7PM CST.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	123	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Nuke mc

Balanced Economy, Jobs, Land Claim, MCMMO, PvE, Ranks

New SMP! Free Legendary Key on Join for limited time!

Our features include but there is more outside of this:

Customenchants:We feature over 150 custom enchants for armor, tools, weapons and more. This allows for things such as mining in a 3*3 area with the detonate enchantment or jumping higher because of the anti gravity enchantment. You can buy these enchantments using xp with the command /enchanter.

Economy:Our server has an economy allowing for people to buy blocks, ores and items from the shop, There are multiple ways to earn money on the server including: Selling items on the auctionhouse to other players, Mining ores and selling to the shop using /sell, building a farm and selling the crops/sugarcane to the shop. These are the main ways to earn but there are many others.

MCMMO:

MCMMO is a levelling plugin that allows you to level tons of skills to unlock abilities specific to that skill the skills include: Acrobatics, Alchemy, Archery, Axes, Excavation, Fishing, Herbalism, Mining, Repair, Swords, Taming, Unarmed, Woodcutting. There are tons of abilities to unlock but a few examples are: Double Ore Drops, Temporary Mining Speed Boost and Mining a tree by only breaking 1 block.

Landclaims:

We have a very intuitive and well explained claiming system that allows for easy claiming.Friendly staff and community:Our server has been very welcoming to new players, and we as staff are always working to improve

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The purgecraft

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the purgecraft anarchy.

The one rule we have on the server is to purge we have an amplified world to make purging more fun

come and join at play.thepurgecraft.com

If you like this server dn’t forget to vote!

join our discord at https://discord.gg/edNt6Jm If you want to donate and help this server grow you can do it via this link paypal.me/pools/c/8nX0hSDFLe

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.