FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dank

FTB, PvE, Survival

Small Private Community looking for a few more trusted people to join. Whitelist only. Using the Latest version of MC.Eternal you can get it here – www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/minecraft-eternal

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	63
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Gloommc

Economy, Modpack, PvE, Survival

Download the curseforge modpack at https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/cobblemon-gloommc

Cobblemon server with wondertrade, auction house, journey map, /shop, character skills, land claiming, bottled XP, chest shop, quests(WIP), graves, vein miner, player warps and so much more!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Pit – True Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Pit – True Anarchy (Minecraft 1.15.2). No admins, no rules, no plugins, no limits. 100 vanilla survival anarchy. Open since Jan 2020. Do your worst – Jump in The Pit.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Eurocuba survival

Economy, Faction Survival, Geopolitical, Political, Roleplay, Survival

/!\ this is a modded server that will require a minimum configuration of your computer (at least 8gb of RAM and a quad-core CPU)

Please take note you need to join the discord server to download the mods https://discord.gg/aewymAWJgW

Eurocuba is the best geopolitical server you can find in the minecraft community !

With a gigantic map of Europe at a scale of 1:100 meters, you can choose your country and manage it with you friends! With an economy mod you will be able to grow you economy fast and buy or sell items to other countries ! Thanks to a train and vehicle mod you will also be able to travel long distances in no time !

You can even start your own business with a smart integration in the discord server made by our devoted developper !

We are on the look for people that are passionate, that like roleplaying, a bit of geopolitics and politics. We accept everyone, we currently need people to join (we are about 20) to give the server a bit more life, to make it more dynamic!

Thanks to yall

Wenho

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DieX

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

Indeed, we are searching for staff, however, we, too, have expectations ourselves, and our main rule is that you are older than 13, as we fear that there are still people, due to online aliases, who lie about their age when it comes to applying to “have staff” on our server. With that in mind, please be polite when approaching us for a role in our discord server or our Minecraft server. For any inquiry, please private-message me or come seek me on DieX, I am pretty active there.

Additional Information: WEBSITE : play.diex.cf BUYCRAFT : diex.buycraft.net SERVER IP: 147.135.191.71:25574 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/q3zR63 10+ STAFF POSITIONS AVAILABLE!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Style network

Custom MiniGames, Economy, Maze, Parkour, PvP, smp

Style Network is a brand-new server with competitive, unique minigames.Some of the features we offer are listed below:

-=-SMP-=-We have an amazing SMP with a friendly community. Make new friends and play classic survival!-=-Parkour Race-=-Parkour Race is a minigame we offer where you can compete against up to 3 other players in a parkour course. Gain XP upon finishing and grab a spot on the leaderboard for the fastest time!-=-Waves-=-Waves is an exciting minigame where you can fight off mobs with amazing magical abilities! See what wave you can make it to, as the difficulty increases as you go on. Gain XP upon finishing and grab a spot on the leaderboard for the furthest wave reached!-=-Maze Race-=-1v1 against an opponent in a randomly-generated maze. Test your skills and become the best maze runner on the server!

Buy or win silly cosmetics as well as awesome in-game ranks!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6451	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CocoHub

KitPvP, Survival

This Is The Server By A Player Named SammyHammyCoCo! it is a KitPVP And Survival server! So i hope You Enjoy!!!!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	271	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Kebab

Economy, PvE, Survival

The nicest survival server in the Netherlands! We offer a unique survival experience. We often also host fun events, so it never remains boring.

To make survival even more fun, we also have many plugins. We have slimefun and custom enchants. There are also many villages you can join, or found your own people!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Farms Harvested:	773

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Diahmon

MCMMO, pokemon, Races, Towny

The best cobblemon experience! Come join us and many others on a fun adventure throughout dimensions! Many things constantly being added like races and mcmmo! Many things planned for the future, come join us!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Potions Brewed:	198
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NaturisCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

If you’re looking for an adventure-filled survival server then you’ve found it! NaturisCraft is a survival-focused server with custom plugins, amazing world generation and lots of features to keep you entertained. [1.7-1.15]

– Daily Rewards – Pets – Anti-grief – Custom Enchantments – Ranks – Furniture – Auction House – Custom Mobs

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Allium

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Since its founding in May of 2019, Allium has maintained a large, strong and friendly community of Minecraft players. Having recently entered the second season, Allium has taken off in popularity with up to 18 players online at once. Members of Allium pride themselves in community and kindness. We respect everyone and keep a mostly non-toxic, but also semi-mature atmosphere. We also love building massive farms and automation.

Allium is run by a set of hand picked Administrators who know how to resolve any issue. Griefing, stealing, and raiding can all be rolled back within seconds using the coreprotect plugin. Allium uses a greylist system, which means anyone can connect, but no one is given permissions before applying on our discord server.

If you are looking for a Hermitcraft or SMP Live type server, you’re in the wrong place. Allium is simply much larger and much better. We have a diverse group of players from around the world who are always innovating and exploring new ways to play Minecraft. We are interested in you if you are interested in us! Join us (:

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Spudcraft

1vs1, Abilities, Antigrief, Arcade, Arena Pvp, Auction, classic, Kit PvP, Skyblock, smp

Welcome to Spudcraft, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Immerse yourself in our dynamic world, featuring SMP, Skyblock, and Mini-games. Build, survive, and make lasting friendships in a safe and welcoming environment. Our dedicated team ensures player protection, with anti-griefing measures in place. Experience the expertise of our exceptional moderators who maintain a positive atmosphere. Engage in our job system, where you can choose from various roles in both SMP and Skyblock, earning rewards as you progress. Exciting updates await, including the addition of factions and other thrilling game modes. Join Spudcraft today and unleash your creativity. Explore, compete, and thrive in a community where your adventure knows no bounds. Get ready to embark on an unforgettable journey filled with fun and endless possibilities.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	463
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Mineclaps

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A SERVER FOR PLAYERS BY PLAYERS. >> FREE Playtime Ranks in Survival 1.18! >> NO PAY TO WIN! >>And Vanilla SMP server 1.19!

When was the last time you went out in the world? Saw something that would make your jaw drop? Explored the uncharted?, or just want to experience an amazing MC Server? Your Search has ended, Join us now!!! Free Playtime Ranks in Survival Unique 1.18. Or play 1.19 in our vanilla SMP server with other players.

What are you waiting for? Join us at play.mineclaps.com to Experience the real thing and feel valued as a player with a great staff team to support you to the top. Mineclaps is A SERVER FOR PLAYERS BY PLAYERS.

IP: play.mineclaps.com Discord: https://discord.gg/sxGaSXxGw2 Website: mineclaps.com

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Maybe Games

Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Maybe Games is a new KitPVP server with an upcoming Skyblock MMO RPG. It has a rapidly growing player base and some great, active staff members. Maybe Games is constantly being worked on to provide the best player experience.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Wrentheia roleplay

Adventure, Roleplay, TOWN, Towns, Towny, Townywars, Wars

🌍 Discover the Boundless World of Wrentheia! 🏰

Embark on an extraordinary journey to Wrentheia, a Minecraft server where boundless adventures and breathtaking worldbuilding await! Step into a vibrant virtual realm that revolves around the captivating Towny plugin, designed to bring your wildest construction dreams to life.

🌆 Forge Your Empire: Establish your own thriving town, whether you envision a sprawling metropolis, a peaceful village, or a majestic castle atop a mountain. With the Towny plugin, you have the power to govern and shape your community, fostering an atmosphere of cooperation and camaraderie.

🏗️ Master the Art of Building: Unleash your creativity and design magnificent structures that will stand the test of time. Construct awe-inspiring landmarks, intricate marketplaces, and grand fortresses as you push the boundaries of architectural brilliance. Wrentheia provides the perfect canvas for your imagination to run wild.

🌲 Immerse Yourself in Worldbuilding: Engage in a rich tapestry of lore and storytelling that weaves through the server. Create your own narratives, become a part of captivating quests, and influence the destiny of Wrentheia. Leave an indelible mark on the server’s ever-evolving history as you forge alliances, wage epic battles, and shape the course of events.

👥 Thrive in a Thriving Community: Join forces with like-minded players who share your passion for exploration and worldbuilding. Collaborate on ambitious projects, engage in lively discussions, and make lasting friendships with fellow adventurers from all corners of the globe. Wrentheia is a haven for those seeking camaraderie and a sense of belonging.

🌟 Endless Adventures Await: Delve into the untamed wilderness, brimming with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and mysterious secrets waiting to be unearthed. Embark on perilous quests, engage in exciting PvP battles, or simply bask in the serenity of the stunning landscapes that stretch as far as the eye can see.

🎉 Join Wrentheia Today: Immerse yourself in the enchanting world of Wrentheia and let your imagination soar. Whether you’re a seasoned architect or a budding adventurer, our server offers an unrivaled experience for Minecraft enthusiasts of all kinds. Join us now and be part of a thriving community that embraces the limitless possibilities of Towny and worldbuilding.

🔗 Connect with us at discord.gg/fxBSrMRYzB and embark on an unforgettable journey to Wrentheia. The adventure of a lifetime awaits! 🌟

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!