FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Infinity Nexus

Economy, Survival

“Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

FenixCraft

Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	225	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Hoobs Live

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ores Mined:	8137
Emeralds Found:	9440	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MineClick

Mini Games

MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Nest Pig

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Survival Atena: Have fun in the biggest geopolitical survival in all of Brazil! It is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock, pirated and original versions, starting from version 1.16! Survival Atena offers everything a player could want, such as a unique system for creating cities and nations, mcmmo, custom texture, clans, wars, events, and many others! Don’t waste any more time and come play on Rede Pig

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ClikaCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft multiplayer server, where fun and adventure are found around every corner! Immerse yourself in a unique survival that goes beyond convention. Experience a custom world full of surprises, from adorable pets to exciting classes with unique abilities. Discover chests full of treasure, navigate intuitive menus and unleash impressive power-ups. Protect your achievements and enjoy the gaming experience in a friendly and exciting environment! Join us on this epic journey, where creativity and camaraderie merge in the pixelated universe of Minecraft 1.17-1.20. Adventure awaits you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

HomesteadCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

HomesteadCraft is an RPG-inspired adult MC server with a vanilla-feel; think vanilla ice cream with sprinkles. Aurelium Skills- Introduces Skills and Stats into Minecraft! Acuteloot- Adds literally BILLIONS of unique named items. Outside of the RPG-inspired plugins, we also use a claims plugin. Since this is a grief-free server (see rules below), you can imagine this one helps prevent a LOT of things. We currently have a world border of 9k in each direction from spawn. With an admin team that strives to assure constant 20TPS, and a friendly and helpful mod team, we try to build a close-knit community of friends from all over the world who just want to hangout with other adults and play some Minecraft. 21+ because we’re not interested in dealing with kid-related drama. WHERE TO FIND US Join us at Homesteadcraft.mcserver.us RULES 1: Don’t be a D!/k. 2: 21+ only. 3: Even as an adult-only server, please limit profanity in chat. 4: Absolutely NO hateful or derogatory language will be tolerated.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Sloome Magic

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

This is the best friendly server of Minecraft you can join us today and we have a lot of plugins and many players play with us in the server Enjoy 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Frontier Network

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Towny

Welcome to Frontier Network! We currently offer a great cobblemon experience featuring tons of custom mods!Cobblemon: (Latest Version : Adds over 500 Pokemon to Minecraft) This version of Cobblemon runs on Minecraft 1.20.1 fabric!Server IP: play.frontier-mc.com Discord: discord.gg/6D9yYRxFGR Website: https://www.frontier-mc.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	40
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CubitoLand Network

Bedwars, Earth, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

We have various modalities such as Survival Custom, Sykblock, Boxpvp, Prison, Planet Earth, Bedwars, and above all a lot of fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	135	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Rentera Online

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Custom RPG Towny Server with a proper RPG experience including Custom Monsters, Bosses and Equipment! Huge focus on Community, Economy and Custom RPG Content.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Divided Earth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Terradivisa is a geopolitical earth server aimed towards those who enjoy a more classic geopol experience. We have towny, an online map, siegewar, and several brand-new features created exclusively for this server, such as a nation based economy that allows nations to create and manage their own currency! We also have a monuments system to make town expansion independent of player count, and more to make an enjoyable server for all of your Geopolitical needs. Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/sFTMeMbn5s

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineCommunity

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A Minecraft Story always starts with a block.Explore the world with your friends without limits with our 24/7 server!Create guilds, promote your friends, and prove you’re the best by challenging other guilds.Improve your guilds by ranking up and earn more rewards!Battle mobs! Level up your adventurer rank! Earn OP items though our EliteMobs adventuring setup.Go get a pet! We have an RPG like pet system so you will have a companion always!Rank up through the ranks by playing more!If you and your friends are looking for server to play with, then MineCommunity is for you. We are looking for casual minecraft players to play minecraft with.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

EtherealCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to our ATLA Bending Server !Fresh map! Last wipe: 9/09/23 Custom items! Learn over 230 moves! You don’t need any mods, just a vanilla 1.20.2 client No pay to win features! Bend every element for free24/7 dedicated servers.Lag free, ddos protected. Join a town, hop in the arena, or go raid in the wildMaster all the elements!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MedievalCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the world of MedievalCraft,the oldest continuously active German-speaking medieval role-playing game server in the world!From its infancy in 2011, a widely connected world and an indescribably deep and branching universe of backstory have developed to this day. This supports the immersion of a largely realistic high and late medieval class society with a storyline that goes back 1000 years. Parallels to the real world are woven into our story and intuitively allow everyone to freely establish themselves and their character in the kingdom of Erianor.Visit us at www.medievalcraft.de.See you! Your MedievalCraft team

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	5959	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Potions Brewed:	172	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.