FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Towns Built:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Countries & Nations MC

Earth, Economy, FTB, Roleplay, Survival

CNMC is a modded geo-political survival 1.19.2 Minecraft server currently using the custom map Paralon. We aim to create a fun and immersive server experience with focus on building, diplomacy, and roleplay. On CNMC, you can join an existing nation or create your own. You can become a leader, business owner, civilian, or whatever you want!To play, join the discord server and download our original modpack on curseforge.SOCIALS Tiktok: @official_cnmc instagram: @countries_nations_mc Patreon: CNMC Official Wiki: CNMC Wiki

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Potions Brewed:	129	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Farms Harvested:	721

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Clovercraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

Clovercraft is an 18+ whitelisted community SMP. Join us to explore the SMP world, build together with new friends, and party at our regular monthly Discord events!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Emeralds Found:	1224	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CzechBox

PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you meet exciting battles in the Boxfight minigame! We are home to passionate gamers who love intense indoor battles. Our Boxfight mini-game offers fast and exciting matches where you have to react quickly, move strategically and land accurate punches to win. Join us and prove that you are the best fighter far and wide. But that’s not all, we still have the Survival minigame where you can relax and show everyone how well you can build. So don’t hesitate and join us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Zero-Bit

Skyblock, Survival Games

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9739	Secret Passages Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3098	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Metallic Box

PvP

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Star Shards Collected:	75	Meteorites Collected:	3
Potions Brewed:	159	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Ores Mined:	3477
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Dragon Eggs Found:	5233	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Towns Built:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Towns Built:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Farms Harvested:	416	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.