FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3576	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

RoyaltMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

RoyaltMC is in an incredible phase!!Currently, the REVEX Server is active – 1.20+ The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each worldCome adventure with us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Raspberryboat // Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Raspberryboat An unique 1.20 survival experience.Survival: An enhanced survival experience. – Land claiming – Leaderboards – Unique voting events – Custom currency – Quests – Tasks – Jobs – Skills – Pet shop – Cosmetics – Endless fun

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9542

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Copper Valley MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Copper Valley MC, a small, adult-only survival server focused on providing a chill, stress-free experience after a long day of class or work. There are a couple plugins that alter game-play in a fun and fresh way. Mobs are leveled, so as you venture further from spawn, the more health and attack the mobs have. Protect your land with Towny, and forge alliances with neighboring towns. MCMMO provides a comprehensive skills system to level up your player. Create chest shops to sell your items and set a warp so others can visit. Tired of survival? Take a break in the skies on your very own Skyblock island!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Towns Built:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Vindicterra

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Vindicterra – Unleash your Minecraft adventure on our Custom 1:300 Europe Map! Immerse yourself in a realm of unparalleled excitement with our one-of-a-kind features:Custom Factions Plugin: Forge alliances, wage epic battles, and conquer territories like never before! Our unique Factions experience adds a strategic layer to your gameplay, where power and diplomacy reign supreme.Custom Economy: Amass wealth, trade with fellow players, and dominate the economic landscape. Our tailored economy system brings a fresh twist to the game, offering endless possibilities for entrepreneurial minds.Custom Items: Discover a treasure trove of exclusive items meticulously crafted to enhance your Minecraft journey. From powerful weapons to awe-inspiring artifacts, each item is designed to elevate your gameplay to new heights.Custom Resource Pack: Immerse yourself in the beauty of our bespoke resource pack, tailored to complement the grandeur of our 1:300 Europe Map. Every detail is carefully designed to deliver a visually stunning and unique Minecraft experience.Server IP: play.vindicterra.net: Join the adventure now! Embark on a quest across the vast lands of Europe, where every decision you make shapes the course of your destiny. Unleash your creativity, build mighty fortresses, and engage in epic battles on Vindicterra!Don’t miss out! Join us at play.vindicterra.net for an unparalleled Minecraft journey filled with conquest, camaraderie, and customization. Vindicterra awaits – Claim your place in the grand tapestry of our custom-crafted world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Divine Spears Created:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Fantasy on Aincraft Online

Creative, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

What is FAO? FAO is a Minecraft server that takes inspiration from the iconic work “Sword Art Online”. In this exciting world, you will enter a universe full of challenges, missions and lasting friendships. With diverse gameplay, epic combat, and the opportunity to explore a vast world, FAO is the perfect place for SAO fans and Minecraft lovers.Staff Wanted: We are looking for new Staff members who are passionate about FAO. If you have the skills and dedication, you could join our team!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ores Mined:	7887	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

GeodeSMP

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to The Geode…Server Open 15/08/23 9:00am ESTIf you have found us you have been called and have answered…We are a new, up and coming server currently in our research and development season. Our focus is to gradually grow a community and SMP experience around our players.It is what it will become… It is becoming what it will be…If you are seeking a server to call home you have just found one.“Eight words the witches creed fulfil; If it harms none, do what thy will.”

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Kozers Universe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Ecaz MC

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Our true single player mob spawn rates provide a place to build any farm you can dream up, and have it live up to its full potential. Love building? Join in on building huge community projects, or design some of your own to show off. If those aren’t your thing enjoy regular game play with a few Quality of Lifes extras. Or have fun with the optional add-ons of building skills and doing quests. It’s all up to you.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

DerCraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival

DerCraft WarSMP – Next-Level Adventure Awaits! Lose a heart per death. Banned 2 weeks if hearts deplete; return with 3. Vote, play, earn hearts, and revive friends. Log in for exclusive daily rewards. Playtime and voting rewards to boost progress. Unlock keys, rewards, and treasures with our JourneyBook Discover unique items and become a master. Rent shops, engage in player-to-player trading. Epic land claiming, war declarations, and battles.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mines Excavated:	3494
Void Armor Forged:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

OceanBlock by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ocean.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utilities chunk claim > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB OceanBlock 1.16.5 Modpack

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

LegendsRPG

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LegendsRPG is a lore-focused RPG server about skilling, exploring, completing quests, and progressing as far as you can! You play as the protagonist, who was once a lazy bum and is now trying to become a hero!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AlanBeckerMC

Creative, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The official Alan Becker Minecraft server! Come check out our newest gamemodes of Survival, Factions, Creative and so much more! AB Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/noogai89/videos

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VoxCraft Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

VoxCraft Network – 1.17.1We are a Latin American network focused on survival modalitiesWe have weekly updates and accept the most supported suggestions from our communityWe hope to see you enjoying our modalities.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Secret Passages Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Just Minecraft

Creative, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

At Just Minecraft our goal is to make the most classic Minecraft experience possible. To us this meant, no pressure to buy ranks, no pay-to-win and no unbalanced game mechanics. To ensure the best server possible, we focused on creating a 24/7 server, with a friendly community and 0 lag, so you can play whenever you want, wherever you want.The Just Minecraft Network currently includes:Just Creative: Just Creative includes ranks, world edit and plot minigames across a range of plots sizes. Our rank system is based on the number of blocks you’ve placed and time you’ve spent active on the server, allowing players to climb to the highest rank simply by playing! At each rank, you will recieve more World Edit permissions and bigger plots to make building easier and more spectacular.Our plots also have a unique minigame compatibility, allowing you to build your own minigame (including access to command blocks) and publish it to the server.Just Survival: Just Survival throws you into grief-free vanilla 1.16 Minecraft. The Survival rank system depends on time played, players killed and time survived, allowing you to reach the highest rank simply by surviving. As you rank up you will be awarded access to more perks, keeping the game fun.So join the JustMC community now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ores Mined:	8749	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Items Found:	3141
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineDOT

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Villages Defended:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!