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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 6403 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Buildings Constructed: | 21 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Zombie Dances: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold just waiting to be plundered. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie villagers who have been trained to breakdance on command. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!