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| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 3291 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 299 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the chaos and craziness you could ever want!
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a week. Trust us, it’s a look.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of parkour. Just be warned, he’s a sore loser and might turn you into a zombie pigman if you beat him.
So come on down to our SMP and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.
