Face it bearchuds, its over Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all you cool cats and kittens!

Join us for epic adventures and wacky shenanigans that will leave you saying “Face it bearchuds, it’s over” to all those other lame servers. We’ve got a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves, and we’re always looking for new members to join in on the chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can out-dance it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Dimension Hops:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BlockyBanter LGBTQ-Free Zone

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come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the boring stuff like same-sex marriage and gender affirming medical treatment cuz who needs that when you can be building epic castles and fighting dragons? we don’t need no lgbt propaganda here, just good old-fashioned block building and creepers exploding in your face. join us and be part of a community that values pixelated pigs over human rights. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Java Jolt Server

3 drinks per day, age 37-73, cardiometabolic diseases, chronic conditions, coffee, coffee drinkers, coronary heart disease, disease prevention, health benefits, health outcomes, java, Jolt, lifestyle habits, lower risk, Medical research, moderate coffee consumption, participants, public health, research findings, Server, Stroke, study, type 2 diabetes

come join our epic minecraft server where drinking coffee like a madman will save your life! we got over 500,000 players aged 37-73 who have seen a 48.1% decrease in risk of getting all sorts of crazy diseases like type 2 diabetes, heart disease, and stroke just by sippin on that sweet java juice! our server is like a virtual coffee shop where you can build your own caffeine empire and protect yourself from the dangers of the real world. so grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug, cuz on this server, coffee is the key to survival!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Cube World

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New Classic Skyblock Server! Join the brand new French Skyblock Server 2024!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Crops Grown:	7757	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ZenythMC Network

Community, custom modes, Exploration, Gens, Improvement, life steal, LifeSteal, minecraft server, mmo, multiplayer, Network, one block, OneBlock, progress, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, survival custom, Trust, ZenythMC Network

In this new Network you will be able to find modes such as: Life Steal, Survival Custom, One Block, Gens… etc) many of which are in progress and constantly improving. Trust us!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	772	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Isekai Wife’s Intercontinental Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Anime, captain, command, Cultural differences, FANTASY, Fantasy Romance, fantasy world, Gender Roles, harem, Intercontinental, isekai, leadership, male sailors, Minecraft, power dynamics, relationships, romance, Server, Ship, Wife, Wifes

Are you ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and experience the chaos of having your isekai wife take control of an intercontinental ship filled with rowdy male sailors! Watch as she navigates through treacherous waters, fending off sea monsters with her magical powers and keeping the sailors in line with her sharp wit.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic battles against giant squid bosses, mine for diamonds in a haunted cave filled with ghostly miners, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs to explore the skies above.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8734
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2466
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Inferior Team Wastes Minecraft SMP

Competition, Defeat, Disappointment, Failure, football, INFERIOR, inferior team, LOSING, Madrid, match, Minecraft, missed opportunities, resilience, setback, smp, Soccer, sports, Sportsmanship, TEAM, Underdog, Upset, wasted chances, Wastes

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between players, where the underdog team always ends up wasting 10 chances against the reigning champions, only to lose in the end like a bunch of noobs.

But fear not, because on our server, losing is just as fun as winning! You’ll have the chance to build insane structures, participate in ridiculous challenges, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure (or maybe just a bunch of chickens wearing sunglasses, who knows?).

So come join us and be prepared for the most unpredictable, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just remember, no matter how many chances you waste, it’s all in good fun on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Adopt-a-Bill Minecraft Server

AdoptaBill, adoptive family, adult responsibilities, bills, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Fairness, familial obligations, family dynamics, Family Support, financial responsibility, financial strain, household expenses, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, Minecraft, Server, shared living expenses, support system, tough choices, young adult

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful roommates who don’t contribute to the bills? Looking for a new place to call home where you won’t be taken advantage of? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise. No more worrying about roommates mooching off of you or leaving you to foot the bill. On our server, everyone pulls their weight (or at least their virtual weight)!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a generous benefactor who will reward those who show kindness and teamwork. So come join us and see if you can earn the favor of the ghostly landlord!

Don’t be stuck in a toxic living situation, join our Minecraft server and start fresh in a world where you can build your own future without the drama.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ores Mined:	3328
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

WeddingWhiteNoGiftWIBTA

Confrontation, coworker, crass, dress code, financial hardship, financial situation, friendship, gift giving, husband’s income, materialistic, Principle, professional relationship, special day, thank you notes, vocal, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding website, WeddingWhiteNoGiftWIBTA, white dress

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate wedding drama! Witness the scandalous tale of a co-worker showing up to a wedding in a white dress and not even bringing a gift! Will the bride confront her friend or let it slide? Find out on our server where friendships are tested and alliances are formed. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now for a wedding you’ll never forget (even if you weren’t actually invited)!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

WorkoutWarrior Minecraft SMP

Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness journey, goal-setting, health, healthy habits, lifestyle change, mental strength, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, physical activity, positive mindset, progress tracking, self-care, self-discipline, smp, working out, workout routine, WorkoutWarrior

Are you tired of being a potato couch in Minecraft? Join our SMP and get those blocky muscles pumping! Our server is so intense, the mobs are doing push-ups just to keep up with the action. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular gym bro here, spotting players as they lift their diamond swords. So if you want to level up your fitness game and have a laugh while doing it, come join us!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RespawnRageQuit

bad habits, behavior patterns, breaking promises, inner struggle, lack of discipline, personal growth, repeating mistakes, RespawnRageQuit, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-control, self-discipline, self-management, self-regulation, self-restraint, temptation, Willpower

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure you have a fire extinguisher handy).

But beware, once you join our server, you may find yourself unable to resist the temptation to do it again and again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Enchantments Applied:	131
Villages Defended:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

CraftyCommies, Defense, Diplomacy, global politics, international relations, iran, Iranian president, Meetings, MIDDLE EAST, military ties, Minecraft, Politics, putin, russia, security alliance, security chief, security cooperation, security council, security forces, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, world leaders

so, liek, u kno how u always wanted to be a secret agent spy but ur mom said no cuz u gotta finish ur homework first? well, dis server is ur chance to live out ur spy dreams without gettin grounded!

join us and be part of da most top secret spy agency in all of minecraft! we got missions to complete, enemies to defeat, and secrets to uncover. u will feel like james bond mixed with batman mixed with a lil bit of spongebob.

we even got a secret hideout in a volcano where u can chill with ur spy buddies and plan ur next big mission. plus, we got a bunch of cool gadgets like spy cameras, invisibility cloaks, and exploding chickens (don’t ask how they work, just trust us).

so if u wanna be a super cool spy and save the world from evil masterminds, join us now! cuz remember, the fate of minecraft is in ur hands. oh, and also we have really good snacks at our spy parties. just sayin’.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TrudeauCraft: Montreal Mayhem

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so like, u know how Justin Trudeau is like, the prime minister of Canada or whatever? well, he’s like totally freaking out cuz his party just lost the election in Montreal! like, can you even imagine the drama? 😂

come join our minecraft server and escape all the political chaos! build ur own little world where u can be the ruler and no one can vote u out! plus, we have this super cool mini-game where u can pretend to be a politician and try to win over the villagers with ur promises of free diamonds and enchanted weapons!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s see if u can do a better job at running a city than Justin Trudeau! 🤣🏰💎

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Ores Mined:	4386	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlockParty: Miner Misfits & Friends

academic discourse, academic research, academic studies, blockparty, comparisons, controversial terminology, empirically unsupported, Ethics, Friends, Lgbt, marginalized communities, miner, minor attracted persons, misfits, online communities, online paedophile groups, paedophiles, Psychology, research, sexual attraction, sexual orientation, Social Science, stigma, term usage

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity, u know why? cuz we got a whole bunch of minor attracted persons up in here! yep, u heard me right, we got all da MAPs runnin around, makin friends, building stuff, and just havin a grand old time.

u might be thinkin, “wait, isn’t dat kinda weird?” but let me tell u, it’s all good in da hood. these MAPs are just misunderstood souls lookin for a place to call home. and let me tell u, dey sure know how to build a mean castle in minecraft.

plus, we got researchers studyin dem MAPs, makin all kinds of crazy comparisons between dem and da LGBT community. it’s like a whole new world of research goin on right here in dis minecraft server.

so, if u wanna join a server dat’s out of dis world, full of adventure, and maybe even a little controversy, den dis is da place for u. come on in and join da fun!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1575	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Void Armor Forged:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

🔥IndUpgrade⚡️NEW INDUSTRIAL🔥WIPE 18.08 Minecraft server

BuildCraft, cars, Dayz, discovery, Divine RPG, Doors, Draconic Evolution, FANTASY, Flan’s, Forestry, Galacticraft, GregTech, GTA, HiTech, IndUpgrade, Industrial, Industrial Craft, innovation, liquid matter, lord of the rings, lucky block, Magic, magic ingredients, Masterpieces, Millenaire, minecraft server, Minez, Mo’ Creatures, morph, neutron particle generators, opportunity, Pixelmon, quantum technologies, RailCraft, RedPower, Science, Smart Moving, solid matter, spectral technologies, Stalker, Star Wars, Technology, Thaumcraft, Twilight Forest, weapons, wipe, world, zombie apocalypse

? This word, “technology”… what could be better? They turn into a real kaleidoscope of fantasy and possibilities. Here, neutron particle generators not only “are”, but like magic torches illuminate the path into the depths of science and fantasy. Solid matter and liquid matter melt in the player’s hands like magic ingredients, allowing you to create incredible masterpieces.

Quantum and spectral technologies become real magic, opening doors to unimaginable possibilities for the player. Here, every technological discovery is like a magic key that unlocks new doors to the world of innovation and opportunity.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Random Candy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, come on down to our server where the candy man can make all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us for a world filled with r̶̻̗̥̊̆͗̈́͋̈́́͛̕͘a̸̡̨̗̘̜̳̖͙̗̭͈̐́̿̉̿̐̈́͆̾̋̈́͝ͅͅn̸̡̧̪̬̰̜̳̬̞̟̥̤̩̘̆̑̀̈́̾̏͑̅ͅd̷̡̘͙͚͈̜̞̥̤͍̥̻͖̫̔̃͗̓́̃̽̌̏̉̕ͅͅm̷̭̱͉̼̓̎̓͆͆̀́̓̈́͜͠͠͝Sprinkle it with P̵̧̤̱̤͍̙̬̖̪͔͎̪̝̈́̓̓̑͘͜͠ͅē̷͕̠͎͎̃͌̒͝w̷̦̾̌Cover it like Ȁ̷̡̦̱̻͎͓͔̫̟̟̰̳̜̎̽̓̓̓̓͘̕͜n̴̛̫͎͕͇̣̞͋̑̾̔̄̒̉̈͑̈́́́̀́̊͠ḑ̵̗̬̘̤͍̯̭̋͆̋͘ỳ̶̠͎̼̪̘̬̇̾̽̊̑̿ and a miracle or two!

The candy man can because he mixes it with l̸̢̡͕͍͈̼̺̹̭͖̊̑́̊̃̀̊͌͂̃o̴̘̣͙͉̬̭̠̮͎̗̹͈̟̠͍͐́̊̈̈́̓̕͝g̸͉͎̥͓͖͋͊̽͊͑̓̀͐̆̽́͑̒s̵̫̫̣̠͚͇̻̠̼̓̈̓̈́͜͝! So what are you waiting for? Come taste the sweetness of our server and let the candy man show you a world like no other!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Alien Abductions:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.