Face it bearchuds, its over Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Love Letters Sent:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	2980
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Towns Built:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Potions Brewed:	60	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Star Shards Collected:	168
Astral Projections Made:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	135	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Votes:	2632
Divine Spears Created:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Crops Grown:	2451
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9697
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Farms Harvested:	657

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magic Items Found:	6560
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8414
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Void Armor Forged:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5006
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	146

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

Players:	109/600	Votes:	2277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
New Chunks Explored:	162856	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14