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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 1477 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9951 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get rich just by playing the game, but every time you defeat a creeper, a real-life explosion happens in your neighbor’s house! It’s the ultimate revenge for all those times they played their music too loud or stole your parking spot.
So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a job when you can just play Minecraft all day and watch the money and chaos roll in?