EyeRollCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to respect boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any interference from meddling step-mothers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1045
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mines Excavated:	3270
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyAzerOppMCServ

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hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well come join our EPIC server where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns into battle! we got dragons, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party!

one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Zero Infinity Craft

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join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Love Letters Sent:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Air Block Brainiacs

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so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Dragons Tamed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Enlightened Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1861
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Magic Items Found:	4800	Runes Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	85853
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

FormDenial Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Emeralds Found:	5773	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Buildings Constructed:	45
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchantments Applied:	141
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Buildings Constructed:	38	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Items Found:	8725
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

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OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Creeper’s Snack Shack

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	172	Dimension Hops:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

animal ultra-supermodels, Bestialities, blaze it, Body change technology, Dalmatian Street, dog girls, Eternal Tortures, Family Tortures, INFANTS, lifespan-torture, light-beings, medical service, military propaganda, Minecraft, paw patrol, physical immortality, Propaganda, prototype pain, secretized, Side, skynet, smp, tech limits, whites-only

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Emeralds Found:	8224	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!