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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 3424 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 51 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 274 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Potions Brewed: | 200 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.