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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 1989 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 6021 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Enchantments Applied: | 192 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7060 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.