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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 4110 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 2668 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.