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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 2944 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.