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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 5870 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 29 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 47 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 443 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.