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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 2976 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.