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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 1790 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
Magic Items Found: | 4583 | Void Gems Collected: | 21 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.