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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 5318 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 84 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.