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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 1391 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Star Shards Collected: | 78 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 128 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.