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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 6851 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 7568 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9172 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.