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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 4834 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.