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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 178 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 392 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 23 | Crops Grown: | 9595 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.