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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 5610 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 163 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.