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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 1643 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.