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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 729 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6683 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.