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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 5256 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8150 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.