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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 9667 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 195 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 545 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 3216 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.
