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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 3399 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8566 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.