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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 8228 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.