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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 2857 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 2806 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.