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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 1081 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.