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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 4645 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 90 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
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