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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 861 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 15 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
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