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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 3439 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 494643 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Join us for a world where your muscles don’t matter and where your daughter can’t guilt trip you into paying off her student loans. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without the stress of family drama following you around.
Don’t let your ex-wife and her gym buddies bring you down – join our server and let loose in a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time. Plus, we have a special “No Family Drama” rule, so you can game in peace without any guilt trips or demands for money.
So come on over and join us on our server – where the only weight you’ll be lifting is virtual blocks, not the emotional baggage from your past relationships. See you in the game!