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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 9279 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 61 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
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Don’t let your ex-wife and her gym buddies bring you down – join our server and let loose in a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time. Plus, we have a special “No Family Drama” rule, so you can game in peace without any guilt trips or demands for money.
So come on over and join us on our server – where the only weight you’ll be lifting is virtual blocks, not the emotional baggage from your past relationships. See you in the game!