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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 2682 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
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