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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 5393 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9924 |
Mines Excavated: | 3416 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
We’ve got a community tighter than my sister and Cindy’s bond, with friendships that last longer than my failed relationship with Cindy. And just like Cindy fixing my mom’s washer, our server will fix all your Minecraft needs.
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So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than my love life. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got our server?