ExSweaterSitchCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCanuckz

Canada, CraftyCanuckz, cross-border relations, Economy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leader, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, ontario, Pain, Politics, RETALIATION, Tariffs, Trade, trump, united states, US, Warns

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dragons Tamed:	3

lol dis server is da bomb diggity yo. if u join u will unlock da secret power of turning all ur enemies into chickens. yea u heard me right, CHICKENS. and not just any chickens, but CHICKENS THAT CAN FLY. imagine da chaos u can cause with an army of flying chickens at ur command. u will be unstoppable, just like dat time i beat da Ender Dragon with a wooden sword. true story bro. so come join dis server and let’s show dem noobs who’s boss. oh and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard me right. FREE PIZZA. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s conquer da Minecraft world together, one flying chicken at a time.

Blocky News Network

Academia, academic community, academic research, blocky, digital publishing, dissemination, knowledge sharing, Manuscripts, Network, News, open access, peer review, Preprints, publications, Publishing, research, scholarly articles, scholarly communication, scholarly journals, Science, scientific advancements, Scientific community

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	1940
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE A PARTY IN UR COMPUTER BRAIN! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON!

ON DIS SERVER, U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT SPIDER QUEEN!

PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT AND THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A SOFTIE WHO JUST WANTS A HUG!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN U CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN?!

PrestigiousMC

anti-grief, Bosses, Community, Discord, Economy, Ip:, Jobs, labyrinth, Livemap, mobs, Player Shops, PrestigiousMC, Protection, rules, Skills, smp, Staff, Stats, Store, Survival, titles, Towny

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Minecraft Server Information

Minecraft Server IP	pgmc.world (Alternative IP: 135.148.52.156)
LiveMap	http://135.148.52.156:21083/
Player and Server Stats	http://135.148.52.156:21133/
Discord Invite	https://discord.gg/GuFbJGxBjn

Features:

– Towny OR Survival: You can either join a town or wander off into the survival world and setup a home somewhere!

– Self-serve protection and anti-grief: You can use our friendly protection menu to fully setup your own protection without having to type any other commands!

– Custom mobs and bosses: Take on a new challenge with our unique mobs and 3 world bosses for you to kill.

– Keep items on death: You will no longer lose your items on death.

– Good Economy with player shops: Choose a job and earn money from doing tasks or earn money by setting up your own store!

– Chat Tags/Titles: Earn unique tags by reaching max level on jobs, killing bosses, and more!

– Immersive Skill system: Level up skills to gain extra powers and become #1 on the skills leaderboard.

– Very friendly community: Our community members come first and we will make sure everybody feels like they are part of it!

Server Rules:

Rule 1: No Griefing.
Rule 2: No cheating; simple rule.
Rule 3: Respect other players; there is a real person behind each username!
Rule 4: No discrimination or bullying.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I join a town or play in survival mode?	Yes, you can choose between joining a town or playing in the survival world.
Are there protections against griefing?	Yes, you can use the protection menu to setup your own protection and lock your doors and chests to prevent griefing.
Are there unique mobs and bosses in the server?	Yes, there are custom mobs and 3 world bosses for players to take on.
Do I keep my items on death?	Yes, you keep all your items on death.
Is there an economy system with player shops?	Yes, players can earn money from jobs and set up their own shops.
Can I earn chat tags and titles in the server?	Yes, there are over 100 different chat tags to be collected by reaching max levels on jobs, killing bosses, and participating in annual events.
Is there a skill system in the server?	Yes, players can level up skills to gain extra powers and compete on the skills leaderboard.
Is the server community friendly?	Yes, the server emphasizes a very friendly community where every member feels included.

The Gathering Hub 1.20.4

1.20.4, Digital Marketing, Gathering, Hub, online presence, reloaded, social engagement, social media, social media advertising, social media analytics, social media branding, social media content, social media influencers, social media management, social media marketing, social media optimization, social networking sites, social platforms, social strategy, social trends, social-networking, tight edition

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	4519	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Yo, bros and broettes! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s like, totally off the chain? Well, let me tell you about this epic server that’s so lit, it’ll make your grandma do a backflip!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But wait, what’s that? A herd of rainbow-colored sheep just pranced by, singing Justin Bieber songs! And don’t even get me started on the creepers wearing top hats and monocles, they’re the fanciest explosions you’ll ever see!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best moves to EDM remixes of Minecraft music! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with golden carrots and enchanted pickaxes!

So what are you waiting for? Join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s a crazy world out there, man!

MilkAlert Minecraft Server

Behavior, Chores, college, Communication, family, Gratitude, groceries, groceries app, Household, luxury, Meals, milk, MilkAlert, Minecraft, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Schedule, Server, Understanding, work

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8868
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mines Excavated:	2501
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of milk in your daily life? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize milk above all else – just like OP’s dad!

Imagine a world where running out of milk is a crisis that needs to be carefully planned for. Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of not having the right drink with their food.

Join us and experience the thrill of updating your grocery app in-game, digging your car out of snow to pick up essential drink items, and dealing with the drama of running out of milk.

Don’t cry over spilled milk, just join our server and embrace the luxury of having your favorite drinks available at all times. Who needs water when you can have milk with every meal?

So come on, join us and show your gratitude for the precious liquid that is milk. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow milk enthusiast like OP’s dad to share your milk-related struggles with!

NoCancelCraft

bigger room, cancellation fees, Deposit, dropped out, Expenses, friend group, holiday cancellation, holiday cancellation fee, holiday deposit, holiday expenses, holiday tickets, ignored, low occupancy fee, NoCancelCraft, price increase, RESPONSIBILITY, TICKETS, travel agent, treating poorly, Unwelcome

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	582
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a new group of friends who won’t hit you with fake cancellation fees for dropping out of a holiday? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we promise not to charge you for changing your mind about a virtual vacation.

Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t guilt trip you into paying for their own mistakes. Plus, we have a special room where you can relax and unwind without worrying about low occupancy fees. And don’t worry, we won’t disguise any charges as “cancellation fees” – we’re not that kind of server!

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs toxic friends when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft with us? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyImpact Minecraft SMP

activism, civic engagement, community involvement, community service, CraftyImpact, education, Empathy, environmental conservation, equality, ethical consumption, grassroots movements, Kindness, mental health awareness, Minecraft, philanthropy, Positive Change, poverty alleviation, reduce waste, smp, social justice, support local businesses, sustainable living, volunteerism

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6141
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP, bro! We got diamonds for days and creepers for nights, it’s a wild ride, man.

But like, seriously, if you join our server, you’ll be saving the world from the evil Ender Dragon who’s trying to take over the entire Minecraft universe. We need all the help we can get, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this!

Plus, we have the most epic parties every Saturday night at the virtual club we built in the Nether. It’s lit, fam. And don’t even get me started on our annual sheep shearing competition. It gets pretty intense, let me tell you.

So yeah, if you want to make a better impact on the world/community, join our Minecraft SMP and become a hero. Or just come for the memes, either way works. See you in the game, bros!

BlockyBounceBack

achievement, BlockyBounceBack, bouncing back, COMEBACK, determination, finding joy again, growth, Hope, inspiration, motivation, overcoming adversity, perseverance, positivity, reaching new heights, resilience, resilience after failure, strength, success, triumph, turning point, Victory

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Runes Activated:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Crops Grown:	2838
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft, only to accidentally fall into a pit of lava and lose all your precious loot? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special potion that turns you into a fireproof diamond-seeking ninja! Join us and experience the ultimate high of finding diamonds without the fear of losing them to pesky lava pits. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous chicken who loves to steal players’ diamonds and hide them in secret underground chicken coops. Can you outsmart the diamond-stealing chicken and become the richest player on the server? Join us and find out!

Serial Killer Hotline: Out of Service

Communication, crime solving, criminal behavior, Criminal Investigations, Criminal Psychology, detective work, disappearing technology, forensic science, HOTLINE, investigative methods, Killer, law enforcement, mobile phones, modern detectives, pay phones, Serial, service, snarky serial killers, Surveillance, taunting phone calls, Technology, Tracking, triangulating cell towers, Vanishing

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported into a world where you’re a detective hunting down snarky serial killers. but get this, instead of taunting phone calls, they leave clues in the form of pixelated blocks and you have to decipher them to catch them! it’s like playing a real life game of clue but in minecraft! plus, there’s like secret underground lairs and hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. so, if you’re ready for a wild adventure and want to test your detective skills in a virtual world, then join this server now! who knows, you might even become the ultimate detective and catch all the serial killers before they strike again. let the games begin!

NeuroCraft: Nerve Repair & Fun

biomedical engineering, Central Nervous System, Fun, Hope, Injuries, innovative solutions, medical advancements, Medical research, nerve, nerve damage, NeuroCraft, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, neuroprotection, Neurorehabilitation, new material, regenerative medicine, Repair, researchers, scientific breakthrough, therapies, tissue regeneration, treatment options

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Farms Harvested:	109	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com for all you minecraft peeps out there. we got this new material that can, like, totally heal all your injuries and diseases in the game. so, if your character gets hurt or starts to lose its mind, just hop on this server and BAM! all better. it’s like magic, but better. so, like, join now and experience the wonders of this new material. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Echo-Isles

Active, Adventure, Balanced, building, Chill, Community, community-driven, Crafting, Dungeons, EchoIsles, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, non toxic, player, rules, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Staff, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464
Dragon Scales Harvested:	142	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Echo-Isles Minecraft Server

Overview
Start Date: 10/31/2024
Gameplay: SMP
Features: Homes, teleporting, economy, MCMMO, PvP, Kit PvP
Pay to Win: No
Community: Welcoming and strong
Support: Bedrock available
Server Address: Echo-Isles.com

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay to win?	No, we are not pay to win. Donations support quality of life features.
Can I set homes on the server?	Yes, you can set homes for convenience.
Are there PvP features?	Yes, we have custom-generated resource worlds with PvP encouraged.
Is Kit PvP available?	Kit PvP is completed and open to the public.
How can I connect with Bedrock?	Use bedrock.echo-isles.com with port 25786.

Celestial Isles 1.21.4

1.21.4, Abandoned, Celestial, COMEBACK, comeback story, comeback stream, Community, Entertainment, Gaming, Isles, japanese, Live streaming, ONLINE, perseverance, streaming, Support, Tennyo Yui, Viewers, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber comeback, vtuber community, 天女ゆい

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Yo, bro, forget about /vt/ drama, come join our Minecraft server where we have more viewers than that sad streamer! We got pigs riding on chickens, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing like it’s the 80s! It’s a wild party up in here, and you don’t want to miss out on the fun! Plus, we have a secret underground disco club where Endermen are the DJs and zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else! So ditch the drama and come join the craziest Minecraft server around!

NoDrunkHubbyAllowed

Boundaries, Childbirth, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Decision making, Drinking, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Frustration, going out, husband, Labor, NoDrunkHubbyAllowed, parenting, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Support

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9411
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Void Gems Collected:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
New Chunks Explored:	788100	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Are you tired of dealing with a husband who thinks going out to the bar is more important than being there for his pregnant wife? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual world free from annoying spouses!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your husband ditching you for a night out with his friends. Instead, you can team up with fellow players to create epic builds and conquer virtual challenges. Plus, there’s no risk of going into labor while playing Minecraft (unless you get really, really excited about finding diamonds)!

So ditch the real-life drama and join our server for a fun and relaxing escape. Who needs a night away in a hotel when you can have endless adventures in the blocky world of Minecraft? Join now and leave the real world behind!

TrendyWorrywartMC SMP

alarming trends, cultural shifts, smp, Social Issues, societal anxieties, societal challenges, societal changes, societal concerns, societal developments, societal fears, societal issues, societal observations, Societal Problems, societal reflections, societal shifts., societal transformations, societal trends, societal worries, society, trends, TrendyWorrywartMC, worrisome

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Animals Bred:	105
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Votes:	4394
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

Oh man, have you heard about this Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, you gotta join because there’s this legend that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. And like, the mods are all secretly llamas in disguise, but don’t tell anyone I told you that.

But wait, there’s more! The players on this server are all secretly wizards who can shoot fireballs from their eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. And the best part is, every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant dance party with disco balls made of glowstone.

So like, if you’re worried about society trends or whatever, just join this server and escape to a world where nothing makes sense and everything is just pure chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

PixelSmooch

adolescence, Bonding, Communication, Community, Connection, Conversation, Curiosity, discussion, first kiss, Interaction, Kissing, Memories, milestone, Nostalgia, Personal experiences, PixelSmooch, question.., reddit, redditors, relationships, sharing, social media

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magic Items Found:	8643
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us for a chance to relive your first kiss in Minecraft form! That’s right, we’ve created a special mini-game where you can experience the thrill of your very first smooch all over again. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate in the process!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride of romance, adventure, and llama-led rebellion. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you!

Players:	104/500	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Crops Grown:	7164	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1