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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 7509 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
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So, if you’re ready to choose work-life balance over a toxic relationship and have some fun in the process, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a high six-figure income when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?