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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 3468 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
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So, if you’re ready to choose work-life balance over a toxic relationship and have some fun in the process, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a high six-figure income when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?