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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 9292 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9685 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
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So, if you’re ready to choose work-life balance over a toxic relationship and have some fun in the process, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a high six-figure income when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?