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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 265 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
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