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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 9580 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 44 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
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