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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 9455 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 183 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Animals Bred: | 42 |
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